The Document Network

Okay so we did get a footballer’s cousin in Charley but sadly no Natalie Rooney the boob flasher and they did give us the 11 females promised with a few being eye candy. Everything is going to be just great though because we get the lovely 18 year old blonde twins Sam and Amanda from Newcastle who claim they would share any fit blokes in the house and would apparently give him a “sandwich” and I’m sure they will entertain us by showering nude eh? I do get the impression they like the colour pink. Then there’s 19 year old student Emily from Bristol, who’s a bit posh, and claims she is really really intelligent. We can expect some entertainment as she says that “honesty gets me into trouble”. She is used to dealing with twins as she has twin sisters! Shabnam apparently still lives with her mother in North London. She has already scared me, for example wtf is all that with wanting to be taught everything and showing everyone her bra?? Ah and of course we have Chanelle the student from Wakefield who thinks she is Victoria Beckham aka Posh Spice.